Scat:vocal improvisation common in jazz
Scat:a sexual fetish involving feces
The scatmaster is full of shit both figuratively and literally but he has no inclination towards laying a steaming cornucopia of last nights indulgences across the bare breasts of some young nymph or vice versa. Nor does he spend his days listening to the scatalogical tracks of The Queen of Scat Miss Ella Fitzgerald. He will however fill this space with writings and pictures which may make your stomach gurgle and flutter. You will get mad. You will get sad. Whatever comes into the deluded mind of this emotionally stunted poor excuse for a human being will splat upon these pages.


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